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(ANNOUNCER)Today at this very moment three dinosaurs face off in a tag match the first tag team has one such charachter do
I need to name He has appeared in such films as Barney goes to the Zoo and also he has appeared in The Television Series Barney
His name is Barney. The Second member has been in more movies than barney he has appeared in the land before time, land before
time 2, land before time three (ANNOUNCER YAWNS) land before time 4,(announcer aww what the heck) He has been in 7 movies
and there making an eighth you all knnow this character Little Foot!(Crowd) Whos That?(ANNOUNCER) The Character, The Strength,
The Speed, The Size have you ever heard of this dinosaur he has appeared in such movies as Jurassic Park, The Lost World,
JPIII, Cavemen and many other movies. The Dinosaur everyone has been waiting for Tyrannosaurus Rex. STOMP! STOMP! (Barney)
What the fu** are we fighting. (Little Foot) uhh(interupted by barney) dont talk your voice hurts my eardrums(Little Foot)
no time to argue STOMP!(Tyrannosaurus Rex) ROARRRRRRR!(ANNOUNCER) Holy Sh** is he really that big(Announcer takes off)(Crowd
Runs and Screams)Barney grabs onto little foot(Little Foot) get your paws off of me you stinkface why would anything want
to hurt me im not annoying. Tyrannosaurus charges down to the ring snapping the rope around the ring ROARRRRRRR Barney attempts
to run and he is so scared he does his little giggle that he does as he attempts to run after a few minutes barney has been
running whhile trex just walks slowly following hhis speed Barney begins to Sing (I LOVE YOU YOU LOVE ME) Rex stares and feels
a burning rage to love barney but he decides hed love him better in his stomach as barney sings tyrannosaurus rips a leg off
screaming it now barney falls over tyrannosaurus grabs him by his other leg throws him up in the air and catches in his mouth
and CHOMP! Little Foot Watches in terror and starts to scream at the top of hhis lungs Rex trys to plug his ears but his
arms just cant reach he charges at the screaming dinosaur now deaf because of little foots hhigh pitched screams he grabs
little foots tail and throws him accross the stadium smashing him into the wall now dead Tyrannosaurus Roars
Tyrannosaurus Gives out his Kingly orders NO DINOSAURS SHALL EVER BE MADE FUN OF LIKE THESE TWO DID OR THEY WILL RECIEVE
DEATH
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